Sniffer The Maltese

Official site with comic book strips of the Royal Maltesean little wise-guy dog who thinks he’s five feet tall. Sniffer proclaims, "Welcome to my millions of loyal fans from around the world!" Dutifully groomed at the intersection of dog and attitude by Luis de Agustin.

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World Famous - On Amazon

World Famous - On Amazon

Sniffer The Maltese. Who is he?

A pampered royal Maltese bloodline combines with the swaggering confidence of mafia-movie wise guys (developed from watching too much late night TV) to become “Sniffer The Maltese” (who also fancies himself a lady-dog chick magnet). {See More}

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Foreign Fans - Translate Sniffer Into Your Lingo. Habla Spaghetti?

Sniffer Hypnotizes Daa

Sniffer Hypnotizes Daa
"You are under my power... Now grill me a steak. Medium."

Kid's Corner

Kid's Corner
"Hey, kids. Ever feel like you’re losin’ your mojo ‘cause your owner, I mean your mom or dad is down on you? You ain’t alone, little buddy. So here’s help. Just look at the picture of my friend Sid “The Swank” Sunstein, who we call Sunny. Now smile. Keep smilin’. Don't you feel better? But keep smiling, little pal. Keep smiling." Sniffer

And here's a fun video with my little clickable pal Pocoyo sure to shake your bootie. Don't be afraid.

Enjoy this old movie of newly born Baby Sniffie with brothers and Mommy. In it it looks like she’s bastin' us for supper, ha-ha-ha. Hey, dat’s not funny – is it?

Fans' Renditions Of Sniffer

Fans' Renditions Of Sniffer
"Now try with your right hand, and put down the bottle."

Sniffer The Maltese Drawn By A Fan. Wow, is this supposed to be The Hellcat Sniffer, The Sniffer Beneath The Veil (it says "Love" at my mouth), or something to give me nightmares? Whatever. Thanks - I think. Sniffer

A Different Fan's Literal Work Of Devotion

Another fan sends this composition of his idol. That’s not fire spewin’ from my lips, but red-hot burnin’ love I breathe for my millions of beloved fans around the world - which of course includes you, my dear little friend. Hunk-a-burnin-love, dats your Sniffie. XXOO

The admirer who sent this bowl of milk bones to Sniffie is what I call a true fan. I’m sendin’ him back a bottle of Sniffer Breath. Yeah, it’s a special one-of-a-kind gift. The empty bottle of cherry coke he’ll get doesn’t come filled with air. It’s an official found nowhere’s else on the planet Bottle of Sniffer The Maltese Breath. Bottled. My breath. Sure to be loved, prized an’ treasured by the lucky recipient. I luv my fans. Everyone. But some a little more for showin’ their love for Sniffer The Maltese in return. Thanks, fan. Keep a nose out for the fragile special delivery package. You lucky you. Sniffer

Me In Videos - sort of

Me In Videos - sort of
Fans, I wanna show you a really beautiful video not without its heartbreak. The idea that my people resolutely pled the producers of this video for, was to have your “numero uno” appear throughout the vid, thereby binding the narrative together. Instead as you’ll see, the producers went with cardboard humans. Try an’ enjoy Marina Nessebar anyway. Sniffer.

The producers of this other little masterpiece, Vivre Sur La Mer, understood my people's concept of a unifying element appearing through the video, but succumbed to their in-humanness and selected one of their own species (at least this one, the lady jogger, is a real person). Out of a sense of commercial obligation to STM, the producers gave a hat-tip, and I’m briefly included, with a ton of makeup – you’ll hardly recognize me – at minute 2.46. Don’t blink. Unfortunately, they have my cousin Prince Gilbert IV sharin’ the shot. I consented only because I know that any chance to see me, is a thrill for yous. “What could have been,” is all I can say. Enjoy anyway. Sniffer

For My (Lovelorn) Teen Fans

For My (Lovelorn) Teen Fans
Ya’ know, because of my deep knowledge of romance, I get a lotta mail from blossomin’ confused teens nervous about how to behave around or “get the guy/girl” of their dreams. When it comes to love, a picture can be worth a thousand words – even from me – so, here’s a video that shows you how it’s done. It works for me! Sniffer The Maltese

Gorgeous beautiful red hot mamas - Fresh n' Tart

Gorgeous beautiful red hot mamas - Fresh n' Tart
Because people know I’m a connoisseur of beauty, class, an' style, I’m often asked for site recommendations. Look, if I recommended a site on STM, millions upon millions of my devoted fans rushing there could crash the site, but I’ll make this exception, especially for my older fans. Ready? Click on the pic and be ready for your jaw to drop to your nipples. That I don’t go to stay with any of these classy red hot mamas is a sign of my loyalty and noblesse oblige to one dull, cheap, pathetically dressed Yalie, named Daa. In a New York artificial eyelash flutter, I could be against the warm, pampered bosoms of any of these appreciative ladies. I’m a paragon of virtue, I am. But shed no tears, fans. Youse just take care of yourselves, and know that I, Sniffer The Maltese, love every single one of you adoring multitudes. Hey, that’s just me. Meanwhile, don’t all rush to this site at the same time. Sniffer.

The Artist Struggling

The Artist Struggling

Banana Town by Sniffer The Maltese

Banana Town by Sniffer The Maltese

Marshmallow Giggle

Marshmallow Giggle

Liver Spot - The Awakening

Liver Spot - The Awakening

Heavy Plankton

Heavy Plankton

Iceberg Lettuce Stellar Action

Iceberg Lettuce Stellar Action

First Timers

Hello first time adventure quest human person visiting the cartoon comic strips Website of Sniffer The Maltese. Just so you know, this isn’t a place to find Maltese puppies for sale or Maltese dog animated comics (although the free comics are always animated). This is the official site about funny dog Sniffer The Maltese, his funny comic book, his fans and readers of all ages, and includes people friendly funny videos, funny pictures, and yes, those Snifferific funny jokes. Yup, these are cool comics for kids, comics for teachers of kids, for teens, parents, and yeah, for very smart grownup sophisticated adults (in fact most of Sniffer's greatest fans are grownup people).

It’s also a tested dog friendly place your Shih Tzu, Yorkshire Terrier, or any one of your puppies or old dog will like. Read them Sniffer’s comicbook when they’re sad, or happy, or anytime. So take a tour around the dog house. The online comic strips kennel is always open to you. No pooper scooper needed. Thanks for dropping in.
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